so i've been thinking pretty hard about this: i don't think i wanna be old. i imean, i don't think i wanna live to be more than 80 years old. perhaps i should start eating meat again to ensure a quick death.
but my homie brought up a valid point, we'd be mad as hell if we reached an age where we couldn't wipe our own ass. i think that's more than enough to piss me off----the inability to feed myself, wipe my own ass, straight baby mode all over again. just the thought of it makes me angry.
but on the flip side, i look forward to being an inappropriate elder. walking around talking bout 'bow down and suck my knees' LMAO i hope im one of those disorderly elders who you can't tell shit--just like my great grandfather was. the man painted his benz with green house paint, washed his clothes in the tub because he didn't like the other old women in the nursing home trynna holla at him...he was HILARIOUS. (PS--I miss you Pop-Pop)
for serious tho, i give thanks daily for being older than 21 but looking like a teenager still.
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